blythe just called me on Skype made fun of me and then hung up

#ok

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

are the straight boys asleep yet

commanderinqueef:

stop what you’re doing and send me your butt

believed:

nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4

foreverwalrus asked: I know you’re probably not gonna read this but I’m turning 16 soon and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.

shut the fuck up stop sending me this on all of my blogs

you’re fucking retarded please get a life

i don’t think i’ve gone a day without telling someone to pee on me

what’s purple and fishy

black vagina

im back

Anonymous asked: tinychat?

im skyping with my boyfriend srry